Pictures from Oregon.

 She looks pensive, right? Actually she was watching a guy in a Rogue tee who suddenly and inexplicably dropped and started doing burpees. At a historical site.

 Oregon coast.  This looks a little flat, I think.
 This is poison oak. These are my legs.  I ran 50k through poison oak, which I found out is actually a very pretty plant with red leaves. And now you know the story of why I now hate Oregon.